lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

the first piece of bread is the best piece of bread

(via kenzemas)

Wednesday / 215,164 notes / reblog

i don’t want to go to school i don’t want to go to university i don’t want to have a career i don’t want anyone to expect anything of me ever ever ever i just want to sit in a cocoon of blankets all day every day sleeping and reading books because i don’t think i’m cut out for this whole ‘contributing member of society’ thing

(Source: doonad, via choimyungs)

datpastaasylum:

dinoduckqueen:

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

fuck

FUCK

FUCK

I WANT

(via jesuscrusty)

I still remember the feeling I felt when I first started talking to you.
Tuesday / 22,327 notes / reblog

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

(via jesuscrusty)

speaknowtaylor:

I love this “I do whatever I want” vibe Taylor is living lately

(via fear13less)

Tuesday / 101,754 notes / reblog
pablocazares:

How To Deal With A Crush

voguetaylor:

taylorswift when all too well comes on shuffle

image

(via fear13less)

matzoballer:

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

(via slomps)